Tiffany vs Debbie Gibson... Again.

Oh Tiffany... You really just can't let this age old rivalry go, can you?

Debbie Gibson scores a hit in the Eighties... So do you.

Debbie Gibson melts the hearts of the Mall dwelling American Public... So do you.

Debbie Gibson does Playboy... So do you.

Debbie Gibson fights huge aquatic sea beasts... So do you.

Debbie Gibson's Mega Shark takes down a plane... Your Mega Piranha takes down a helicopter.

AND a city.

Look...

Holy Shit Tiffany... A city!

A CITY!

Don't you think this has all gone just a little bit too far now?! Can't we just call each other sluts and so on without involving the giants of the deep and some innocent bystanders?

I hope not... Because as long as this rivalry produces CINEMATIC GOLD like Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus and Mega Piranha then I have reason to live.

Your move Gibson, your move...